You're no less than a douche bag

Was asked to wake up at 9.45.. I only slept at 2am.

Left home with my dad and brother at 10.30. Went over to the temple at Yishun. It was so hot I began to perspire 5 minutes upon reaching. 2 of my uncles came. Left at 12. Drove over to a church at Katong. Took more than half an hour to reach. Went down to the columbarium at the basement. Crossed the road to have lunch. Drove to another temple at Bedok. Prayed for my great-grand-mother. Home after that. Reached only at 3.

You are as fake as a $3 note.